Friday, March 11, 2011
Hurricane Gia
On Gia's first day of the salon, her boss Maria out her right to work. Maria was definitely the cougar type. She must have been between fourty and fifty with years of sun/tanning-bed worship under her hat. With a cigarette between her lips, this woman was a walking cancer waiting to happen. While Maria went out for a cigarette run, she left Gia incharge of the salon. Gia's first coustomer soon arrived. He was a skinny white boy and by the looks of it he seemed more like a cowboy than a guido. In a way, Gia thougt he was kind of cute. Apparently he was having a party the next day and didn't want to appear ghostly infront of his friends. Although he had never been tanning, Gia's suggested the ultimate tanning bed, the Matrix 5000. Twenty-eight high density UVA and UVB lamps, 360-degree exposure, not to mention superstrong and effective. Neil, the pale cowboy obliged because he would do anything to not be white anymore.
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what happened to the cowboy? was he really sunburned or was he like unable to move cause he did the tanning bed. or atleast the best one they had.
ReplyDeleteDid the cowboy get the tan he wanted? Or did he look super orange? Maria defiantly sounds like a cougar.
ReplyDeleteSo what happened to the white cowboy? Did he get burnt to a crisp?
ReplyDeleteI predict that Maria will be diagnosed with cancer at some point in the book :[. Poor Maria.
haha so the cowboy wants to get some tan on?? this is interesting!!!! I can not imagine guy going tanning however many of the guys do it now...
ReplyDeleteok so maria tans, and smokes.. yeah shes definatly gonna be hit with "you have cancer" soon i think and im curious do Gia and the ghostly cowboy ever meet up again?
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