
Friday, March 11, 2011
Hurricane Gia
On Gia's first day of the salon, her boss Maria out her right to work. Maria was definitely the cougar type. She must have been between fourty and fifty with years of sun/tanning-bed worship under her hat. With a cigarette between her lips, this woman was a walking cancer waiting to happen. While Maria went out for a cigarette run, she left Gia incharge of the salon. Gia's first coustomer soon arrived. He was a skinny white boy and by the looks of it he seemed more like a cowboy than a guido. In a way, Gia thougt he was kind of cute. Apparently he was having a party the next day and didn't want to appear ghostly infront of his friends. Although he had never been tanning, Gia's suggested the ultimate tanning bed, the Matrix 5000. Twenty-eight high density UVA and UVB lamps, 360-degree exposure, not to mention superstrong and effective. Neil, the pale cowboy obliged because he would do anything to not be white anymore.

Friday, March 4, 2011
Make Me Beg
Gia and Bella begin looking for summer jobs at the shore. Bella decided to look into a job at the gym so she can work and also keep in shape at the same time. Although she has never personally trained someone else in a gym, she didn't think it could be that hard. She set up a interview with the gym's manager, Tony "Trouble" Trumblino. As she walked in for the interview, her first impression of Tony was a sexy bad boy. She could see a potential hook up with him in the future but he did not look like boyfriend material at all. When Tony asked if she had ever trained before she lied and said "of course!" He had her test her abilities by putting him through a "vigorous" work out. She tried her best but didn't know what to expect. At the end of the work out he exclaimed, "was that suppose to burn?" Apparently Bella didn't go hard enough on Tony but he gave her the benefit of the doubt and accepted her for the job. Gia, on the other hand, didn't want to work at a gym where she would actually have to do something. She walked the board walk looking for job offering. The first place she came across was a resaurant, but the sleezy manager was a jerk so she wasn't going to work there. As she walked down the board walk, she notice a "help wanted" sign at Tantastic Tanning salon... her dream come true.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Karma's a Bitch, Bitch
Basically, this book literally about JWoww and Snooki's adventures at the Jersey Shore.. except it has different names for the characters. Gia and her cousin Bella begin their journey at Seaside Heights arriving to their two story bungalo that they will be staying at for one month of their summer. Gia always had to have her hair in the perfect "pouf." This fun-sized, 5 foot nothing girl tries to seem taller by making her hair taller too. However, Bella on the other hand, is tall and perfect. Or at least thats the way her doctor made her. Her 34D size breast and her mile long tan legs, make the boys go crazy. On their first night they want to celebate their fisrt night at the shore by hitting up the night club, KARMA. There they run into some hot guys and Gia's ex-bestfriend and her boyfriend that Gia had been dancing with.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
A Shore Thing By Nicole Polizzi
A shore thing was written by Nicole Polizzi a.k.a. "Snooki" from the hit MTV show Jersey Shore. This is a fictional story about two Italian cousins that decide to take a trip to the Jersey shore for a summer. They are on a journey to find love and some fun along the way. I have a feeling the book will be very similar to the show and the friendship between Jenny and Nicole.
Free full episode videos, photos, full episodes and recaps of Jersey Shore on MTV.com.
http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/season_2/series.jhtml
http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/season_2/series.jhtml
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