Buzz Kryptonite

On night, Gia and her boss Maria decided to go out for some drinks and dancing.  Maria ended up getting kind of sloppy and before Gia knew it, people began making fun of Maria at the club.  Before things got worse, Gia pulled her out of the club and took her for a walk.  The walked down the boardwalk and soon ended up near tansastic.  The faint smell of skunk lingered in the air near by, only they knew it wasn't a skunk.  They soon came across some hippies smoking weed on the beach.  Gia yelled and warned them of a cop near by.  She lead them into Tantastic so they could hide out for a while.  Maria was not only drunk now, but she was high as well.  While everyone was smoking it up in the salon, Pete, one of the hippies, was getting pretty close to Gia.  They decided to go lay in one of the tannaing beds and make out.  Although Gia was mostly into gorilla juice heads, she though this skinny pot head wasn't too bad either.  They soon started to see blue and red flashing lights.  "Cops!" screadmed on of the hippies. They all ran out of the salon faster than a cheetah.  A fireman came in and carried out Maria and Gia from the salon.  There obviously was no fire but Maria's ex husband who lives across the street "claimed" to have seen smoke and called the fire department just to ruin their fun. However, Gia seemed really interested in the fireman.

Rule of Ten

Gia practically begged for an invatation to Neil's party.  She had a little crush on him but she was anxious to see him at his party.  Gia ended up dragging along Bella and her new work out boy-toy, Bender.  They drove there in his nice BMW.  Bender didn't seem to fond of Gia, but she didn't give a shit what he thought about her.  She was just glad she had a ride to the party.  After giving Bender wrong directions, Bender had zero tolerance for Gia.  Bella tried mediating the tention by calming Bender down so we woudn't start drama.  Once they arrived at the party, she searched for Neil but he was no where to be found.  She asked one of the other guests and they informed her that he couldnt get out of bed for his own party. "Poor Lobster."  Gia walked upstairs to his bedroom where she found him lying helplessly sunburned beyond belief.  She felt so bad but the damage was already done. 

Hurricane Gia

On Gia's first day of the salon, her boss Maria out her right to work.  Maria was definitely the cougar type.  She must have been between fourty and fifty with years of sun/tanning-bed worship under her hat.  With a cigarette between her lips, this woman was a walking cancer waiting to happen.  While Maria went out for a cigarette run, she left Gia incharge of the salon.  Gia's first coustomer soon arrived.  He was a skinny white boy and by the looks of it he seemed more like a cowboy than a guido.  In a way, Gia thougt he was kind of cute.  Apparently he was having a party the next day and didn't want to appear ghostly infront of his friends.  Although he had never been tanning, Gia's suggested the ultimate tanning bed, the Matrix 5000.  Twenty-eight high density UVA and UVB lamps, 360-degree exposure, not to mention superstrong and effective. Neil, the pale cowboy obliged because he would do anything to not be white anymore.

Make Me Beg

Gia and Bella begin looking for summer jobs at the shore.  Bella decided to look into a job at the gym so she can work and also keep in shape at the same time.  Although she has never personally trained someone else in a gym, she didn't think it could be that hard.  She set up a interview with the gym's manager, Tony "Trouble" Trumblino.  As she walked in for the interview, her first impression of Tony was a sexy bad boy.  She could see a potential hook up with him in the future but he did not look like boyfriend material at all. When Tony asked if she had ever trained before she lied and said "of course!"  He had her test her abilities by putting him through a "vigorous" work out.  She tried her best but didn't know what to expect.  At the end of the work out he exclaimed, "was that suppose to burn?"  Apparently Bella didn't go hard enough on Tony but he gave her the benefit of the doubt and accepted her for the job. Gia, on the other hand, didn't want to work at a gym where she would actually have to do something.  She walked the board walk looking for job offering.  The first place she came across was a resaurant, but the sleezy manager was a jerk so she wasn't going to work there.  As she walked down the board walk, she notice a "help wanted" sign at Tantastic Tanning salon... her dream come true.